The reason Jelly beans are so shiny is because they’re coated with insect poop (shellac).
Perfume musk originally came from a sack in front of a deer penis.
Early forms of contraception once included the soaking of dried beaver testicles in a high alcohol solution and then drinking it.
Cuddling with a Koala Bear could give you a form of chlamydia.
Your cell phone could have x10 more bacteria on it than your toilet.
Never flush a vacuum toilet (like the ones on a plane) while still sitting on it. Apparently, people have had their rectums sucked right out of them! Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!